Our creations
Our website template said that we should put some smart text about how great our products are here. At first we thought we’d write something snappy or hire a professional copy writer, but after virtually no deliberation we skipped it all.
Here are our products. Check them out, okay?
East Beast
Okay, don’t let the name scare you. East Beast actually fairly friendly (just don’t steal its snacks). Actually most swoon (with good reason) over its creamy buttery sound. The beast is a fantastically powerful synthesizer in a deceptively compact package.
NiftyCASE
Its a case with a power supply and a bunch of USB, MIDI, & CV junk. These are sort of things that’s hip right now.
West Pest
Wild unique and slappy, that’s what many have said of the West Pest. Great for percussive basslines, percussion, weird effects and so much more.
Accessories
When most people think of accessories we think of belts, wallets, money clips, and crap like that. That’s not what we’re peddling. In our case it’s stuff like cables, extra wall warts, case add-ons, and junk like that.
All that said, we wish someone would buy us a nice new belt or wallet, preferably monogrammed.
NiftyBUNDLE
Question. What’s better than super cool modular synth case?
Answer. A super cool modular synth case, 2 modules, and some cables.
It’s like a party but you don’t have to clean your bathroom afterward.
Nazca Noodles
We’ve got oodles of Noodles for your patching perfection! Our Nazca Noodles are perfectly engineered by the serious engineering folk of Pittsburgh Modular Synthesisers and distributed to you by us. They come in multiple colors and sizes ranging from 15cm to an almost ridiculous 300cm, that’s almost 10ft for you non-metric folk.
NiftyKEYZ
Question. Is it a keyboard or is it a eurorack case?
Answer. It’s both and a lot more. NiftyKEYZ is an epic control center for all things synthesizer in your studio.
Modules
Our modules are the geekiest things we have on this website. Seriously, check them out and it will be like you just fell straight into Revenge of the Nerds but without the Alpha-Betas or Pi Delta Pi’s. However, like the movie, there is a possibility that we’ll hold greek games complete with a talent contest. Stay tuned…